Coming out of the closet idea: if you want to marry your boyfriend find a lesbian couple that wants to get married and have a double wedding where each guy is set to marry a woman. Then at the wedding just before “I do” just go “wait a minute. Something is wrong here” then switch to your partner and marry them instead. Four people get to come out of the closet at once. Very efficient.
The most efficient
THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.
THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.
THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.
THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.
IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY EARLY MODERN ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.
you can tell a movie is going to be a shitty, forgettable comedy when the font they use for the movie’s title in advertisements looks
there are people on this website with children
there are people on this website who have their life together
there are people on this website who are award winning novelists
today i tried to smile at someone with water in my mouth and almost died
I’m on my phone so idk what that gif is but i have feeling it’s either spn related or it’s the gif of harry smiling at cho
Why, yes indeed tumblr user.
Fox news is very much ignorant.
And totally racist.
Never entertaining the liberal/democrat views.
Definitely always comprised of white men.
Who are Christian.
And are all most definitely republican.
Not to mention they’re very sexist.
Because you never see a woman who ISN’T blonde with blue eyes.
Yes, dear tumblr user.
You are so right about everything.
Hahaha this is perfect.